If you were ever lucky enough to be in the same gym as Me, I know you'd be staring at Me the entire time like the gross little pervert you are. But let's be real, you'd never be in the same gym as Me because you'd never be in a gym at all. you're too busy being a gooning beta loser to ever set foot in a gym - so let Me generously assist by giving you free access to goon out to your heart's content while I work up a sweat in My gym!
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